ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

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sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

pickle rick

a way to accentuate a certain aspect of urself.

i am very pickle rick.

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fantina

when the fanta soda identifies as female

fantina soda!!!!

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

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two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.