Beer

every night in college

damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

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woof

word that is used to describe someone (usually a girl) who is ugly or unattractive

"buzz...your girlfriend... woof!" - kevin, from Home Alone

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clementine

hybrid between a tangerine and an orange. easy to peel. seedless, sweet, and juicy.

clementines are so delicious that i could eat a whole wooden case of them.

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MTV

exploitation of our mass consumer economy

9year old girl: omg!! i'm wearing the same thong as britney on mtv!!

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lucky strikes

awesome cigarette
hasn't changed since World War II

i got those lucky strikes that could beat your marb reds anyday

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Captain Trips

nickname for jerry garcia, lead singer of grateful dead

look at captain trips go on that guitar!! i miss jerry.

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