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A person who is not ill but needs to socially isolate and not work for 14 day because of Covid-19 exposure. This person has resources to enjoy their time off.
That guy is a quaranqueen playing video games and ordering takeout.
A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative
This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.
A stupid and materialistic person who plays with their jewelry instead of paying attention.
The teacher says, "hey blingaling, stop playing with your necklace and open your book up."
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Using a nicer or more comfortable bathroom outside of your domicile. Often covertly in a business or public facility.
The bathroom at work is small and hot. I uppooh at the hotel lobby next door, as stalls and toilets are far nicer and more comfortable.
Shouting information to someone else in lieu of using a quieter form of communication
Damn, get of the yellaphone and come here if you've got something to say.
Calm down, and hang-up the yellaphone
The water that splashes on your butt when a poop falls into the toilet.
I don't need a bidet, I just got a poonami.
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A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.