oreo

the name of my 4 pound dog that has no teeth and his tongue hangs out of the side of his mouth. He also loves to eat frozen poop.

oreo stop eating that poop!

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im fine

this is what I use to cover up for the fact that my parents are divorced

im fine my parents don't even matter to me anyways.

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Kick his cat

This is the sentence that describes the action of "sucking dick". this is used so others will not know what you are talking about and will keep your private information between you and your friends. this originated from one friend telling the other about this situation and telling them to keep it a secret but when it slipped up this was used to cover the secret.

So, did you kick his cat?

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two shots of vodka

this is an expression to cover up for the fact that you're an alcoholic and drink way too much so when people ask you how much you've had you just say two shots of vodka when you've really had the whole bottle.

Ive only had two shots of vodka.

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poopoopeepee

this is the only word in my friends vocabulary, please help, Mickey is out of control. She will come up to you just to whisper this in your ear.

poopoopeepee

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poopoopeepee head

the name that describes people who are either a whore, slut, or thot. This word is superior to all names that are offensive, you can get thrown in jail for calling someone by this name. you also call your close friends this because you secretly hate all of them.

Rachel is being such a poopoopeepee head.

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Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.

oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.

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