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that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021


Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display!

by heeeyyjohnny December 19, 2023