Bored

The best excuse people come up with when they've done something stupid, random or crude, whether they really were bored or not.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.

Person 1: "Why did you take a picture of yourself in the shower with an umbrella?"
Person 2: "I was bored."

Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"

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