slap bet

Bet made on an item of trivia in which the losing party gets the shit smacked out of their face.

A: I think it's clavicle.
B: It's definitely tibia.
A: Slap bet?
B: Sure. (They shake.)

Later:

C: A bone named after the Italian word for flute is tibia.

(B smacks the shit out of A)

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Dangessential

Quintessentially dangerous. Of essential danger.

-Have you seen their tub? It's dangessential. You could totally bust your head on the side of that thing.

Farmville-for-real

Raising fowl on your roof, like the Facebook game, but "for-real". Var: "Farmville-fo-realz". Often used in conjunction with "Eggs For Pot".

-Hey, did you see the coop they built on Dave's roof?
-Yeah, I heard those guys were getting Farmville-for-real.

-Where did you guys get such delicious chicken?
-Oh yeah, we went Farmville-for-real a while ago.

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Data exchange

Fist pound. Real world fist bump (with flair). Act of greeting or camaraderie. Origin: iPod-ian.

(Two guys bump fists.)

Together: Data exchange!

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Britsters

An hipster who speaks in a fake British accent.

A: Hey, how are you?
B: Alllo guv'nuh.
A: Dude, you're from Ohio. You're such a Britster.
B: Cheerio.

Look at those Britsters playing croquet.

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