a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro
Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO
when you try to say mother fucker and see your parents or teachers and try to mix it with fudge but you do it late and end up with this
Teacher: you got a F Michael
Michael: MOTHER FUC*remembers he's in a class room* MOTHER FUCDGER
Teacher: what?
when someone says something so utterly stupid, so confusing, you say this
Gentleman 1: I ate a coke bottle
Gentleman 2: im sorry, WHAT???
when the urban dictionary wants you to sign up/sign in
Josh: dude
Alex: what Josh its 3 in the morning
Josh: how do i make the emoticon in the urban dictionary? (㥠ââ¿â¿â )㥠i want to impress my crush
Alex: its physically impossible just ctrl c and ctrl v done