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When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it
do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it
When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck
guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?
When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice
When your partner grabs a pencil and draws a cock on your back
i went to bed and my partner shutters me. i could not be more in love with someone
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kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.
Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas
she be a fine lookin person like dayum
can i see your mums ass cheeks
When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out