Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

Gaysplain

(Of a homosexual) to explain (something) to someone, typically a heterosexual, in a manner regarded as condescending, overconfident, and often inaccurate or oversophisticated manner.

Guy 1: Can you not gaysplain politics to me? Thanks.
Guy 2: Well, it seems like you needed to hear it firsthand.

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