ekow

Ghanaian - Born on a Thursday

The lion of Ghana
natures purest emblem
long and lean
with dark satin skin
short wavy hair
with deep brown eyes
and strong thick lips
He brightens the savanna
and the people around him.

An ekow is incomplete without his lioness

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Yugoslavian Kiss

Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.

I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.

Dick weed

A person who is sometimes mean

look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed

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Mocap Dancing

A game on Roblox with people dance, hang out, argue, etc. Usually the age range is about 20-45 years of age. It’s the black hole of Roblox where all of the milfs and divorced dads go to find their long lost love. In a perfect world, a player would join the game, make friends, dance and have fun. But instead it’s just sad adults that date each other and even children. If you don’t have a limited item on your avatar don’t even bother trying to make buddies there. You will be swatted down with immense hatred from divorced mom and dads that pour their welfare checks into their avatar so that they can gang bang each other. So in short, if you’re looking for drama and a bad habit, this is the game for you!

Player 1: Hey Charlie, would you like to join Mocap Dancing with me? It’s so fun and there’s lots of ladies!

Player 2: Sorry Billy, I don’t want my soul sucked into a 38 year old mom. Besides..we can go and meet real women! It’s as easy as 1 2 3!

Robot Women

We all know a few women like this. They base their ENTIRE personality on vsco, tiktok, and celebrities they find attractive. If you talk to them about anything else other than that or fit their aesthetic they go into shutdown mode, just like a robot. They upgrade their body with parts just like a robot too. They spray color on them, put a mask of makeup on, have medically inserted parts for sexual appearance. They’re “more machine than man”, like darth vader. Their teeth are all fake inserts that stay white forever. They only put their feet in the pool because if they jump in then their true nature starts to reveal itself. They claim that they’re different than the rest of the women but in reality they’re all exactly the same and only do this stuff to impress other women, not males.

Bobby: “I’m sick and tired of these Robot Women. When I’m surrounded by them it drains my soul and makes me feel like a black sheep. I just want to communicate with someone with their own personality.”