The fashionista

The fashionista involves putting the end of a high heel shoe (stilleto) up the japs eye of the penis, often extremely painful only true masters can withstand the pain without crying

A: me and my girlfriend tried something new in the bedroom
B: ooo what was it?
A: the fashionista, it hurt like hell but she enjoyed it

Yas

A word made famous by Youtuber Tyler Oakley and is currently banned in 48 countries and counting. This horrific substitute to the word yes should be put to death and left as it induces massive cringe feelings and anger

A: Yas
B: fuck off

A:why?
B: just fuck off

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daddiestissues

Daddiestissues, a snapchat meme page is home to some of the most dank and edgy memes, people also use daddiestissues to reference something that is edgy or offensive.

A: Woah i can't believe you flipped off that autistic child

B: ikr im basically daddiestissues

Weed vape

A vape flavouring specifically designed for people who are either too poor to afford weed or are have accepted their homosexuality and now vape

A: sah dude, try this weed vape

B: nah m9 im already gay

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smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

scum play

A act towards another person which normally involves dirty moves and un-gentlemanly acts to make one seem more manly and a better person although surrounders understand they are complete twats and deserve loss of friends and respect

A: did you see that fight?
B: Yeah he was out of order using that much scum play

A: I know how could he kick him in the balls, throw sand in his eyes and then proceed to teabag his opponent

Blink 182

Edgy music for edgy teens

A: yo check out this blink 182 album

B:no

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