Weeb shit

hentai and stuff like that, meant for japenese culture but spread across to other countries like the bubonic plague on rats. Weeb shit is often asain culture but if shits just generally weird then u can class it i guess.

Weeb: hey u should checkout the new Death Note series

Normal person: nah miss me with that weeb shit nigga

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Guitar fag

A person who whips out an acoustic guitar at parties despite only knowing 3 chords, favourites of the guitar fag includes; wonderwall by oasis, seven nation army by the white stripes and whatever he can think of. The guitar fags one goal in life is to get as much pussy as possible. His entire gimmick is built around him playing guitar.

He loves to take requests but enjoys butchering the lady's favourite song infront of her face even more.

to become a guitar fag you must... Wear a flannel shirt, have long hair or use so much gel it looks like uve fallen into a vat of lube. Other requirements include wearing a cross around your neck even though your not religious, and chinos that have never been washed.

No matter what, refer to the length of time playing the guitar as a 'carreer' and that its now got to the point where its your life

A: wow look at (insert name) knocking out Wonderwall

B: i know what a guitar fag

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Daquan

Provides quality instagram memes worth the share 😂😂💯💯💯💯👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💥💥🔥🔥

A: yo bro check out this daquan meme
B: damn thats hilarious

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your mum is gay

If someone says this to you just accept your fate as this insult automatically destroys the person who it is targeted at

A: Your mums sucks dick
B: Your mum is gay
A: *cries*

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Cum roullette

Take as many friends as you want and grab a box of tissues, take 3 tissues each. After taking the tissues go into a different room and blow your nose into two of the tissues, ejaculate into the last tissue.

Screw up the tissues and come back into the room, players take it in turn to eat a tissue, the loser is the one that eats the most cum filled tissues

The winner (if there is one) is the one that eats the most snot but least cum

A: yo bro wanna play cum roullette

B: nah m8 i remember last time, no one wins in that situation

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