slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum

"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"

fuckphil

A fuckphil is a person with an overactive voice box who cannot help himself but perv on woman

Worker 1 -“I’m working with him again tomorrow “
Worker 2 - “ fuckphil”