far-righteous

(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law

The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.

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bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

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punkies

(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.

If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.

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rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end

I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.

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wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

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boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

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ground rush

(n) In skydiving, the optical illusion that the ground is abruptly rushing up to meet you, which occurs if you freefall past your usual altitude for opening the parachute.

I experienced ground rush when I dropped past 2000 feet.

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