poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.

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fly bomb

(v) In an outhouse, to poop on top of fly-covered shit that is already there.

I used to wait until all the flies had returned and settled back down on the shit, and then I would fly bomb them.

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lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

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shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

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musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

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pod-

A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as pod person.

That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.

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