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(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law
The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.
(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.
The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.
(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.
If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.
(n) A kind of booger that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.
No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.
(v) To play the computer game, Sims 2. Most often used in the gerundive form, as in "Happy Simming!"
Simming is the way I spend all my free time these days.
1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.
Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.
A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.
My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.