Space Me

1. When you meet new people out or perhaps you're reconnecting with a long lost somebody, suggest they look you up on MySpace. Maybe you're short on time and can't play catch-up right then. This is the super simple way of saying "keep in touch", "later", "text me" or "call me", etc. (Because puhleeese, everybody and their uncle has a MySpace profile.)

2. When you're blowing someone off but not trying to look like a total sub-zero ice queen.

1. On her way out the door she blew air-kisses to her friends, waved and departed by enthusiastically saying, "Space Me!"

2. He was my brothers friend so I was playing nice even though he was lookin' kinda janky with his busted faux-hawk. I let him chat me up but when he asked for the digits I said, "Oh, yeah...just Space Me at.....". Since I have a private account, he won't have an all-access pass to me or my hot friends.

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hillhead

Very similar to a crackhead except the addiction is to The Hills. Typical behavior would include defrosting TV dinners in order to sit home and watch reruns all day and all night. Early symptoms may include withdrawal from social activities, lack of sleep and a disconnect from all non-Hollywood-tastic types of people. A tell-tale sign that it too late for your friend, he/she gets a Lauren tattoo, naming pets or people Lauren, or worse, calling you Lauren...and you're a dude.

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hillhead: Hey umm...Lauren...?

you: I'm NOT Laur...

hillhead: Yeah whatever...I can't talk cuz I'm in the middle of somethin'...

you: No you're not, man. You're prolly sitting where I left you last week, you hillhead freak!

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