kubilay

hairy motherfucking beast. great in bed.

Val: "Did you see that guy last night?"

Em: "Hairy, drunk, and bearded?"

Val: "Yeah, a total kubilay."

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waterpolo

a particularly homoerotic sport involving anal fingering and plenty of underwater groping. enjoyed by men of all ages, especially those who don't get enough action. watch out for waterpolo players they tend to fondle.

Val: "Have you ever played waterpolo?"

Mufit: "Yeah, but I quit after finding the second hand up my ass."

Val: ....

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