now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

duh-duh-duh

a very inappropriate thing to call a man's thing. do not use it in a civilized conversation.

"jit, can i see your duh-duh-duh"
"no jit, wtf get away from me"

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

desolate

(of a place) uninhabited and giving an impression of bleak emptiness.

"jit, i feel desolate and bereft."

blimey

used to express surprise, excitement, or alarm.

"Blimey! How did jit just say that?"