Bombastic

Operating on a level better than Chat GPT

Carlos and Bob are bombastic! They operate on a level that will bring any man or AI to it's knees.

Anii

A medical / genetic defect of the human digestive anatomy resulting in a person having more than one (usually two) anus.

Carlos: Dude did you hear what happened to Dickson?
Bob: Did he get his dick caught in the fan again?
Carlos: Nah man, he was born with an anii!
Bob: Fuck is an anii?
Carlos: It's when you're born with 2 shit holes man! Legit, you could put your arm in one and it'd come out the other!

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Forever and 3

When you love someone so much and want to express that timeless love by saying it would last forever, yet forever does not quite cut it. So you add an extra 3 days just to be sure.

JC: My blaps, I love you
Lisa: Awww (heart-eyes face) (kissy face) (blush face)... How much you love me?
JC: I love you forever...
Lisa: Forever and 3??
JC: You know it!!!