Scary cherry

When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.

That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"

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Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

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Robot style

Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex

"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."

10👍 3👎

emo secret santa

When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.

After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.

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back in action

When a person's arm are held back so that their shoulder blades can be used for sex. Not unlike tit fucking someone's back.

"Listen to Back in Black while doing back in action. It's like a ride down a citrus mountain."

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softboy

professional pornography featuring doughy studs to help the average home viewer "project"

i know an sb director who'd think you were pretty easy on the eyes

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el d

el dorado. the car. that's it

seriously. the car. that's it... ass

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