el d

el dorado. the car. that's it

seriously. the car. that's it... ass

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double doggin'

Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.

"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."

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nailgun

Sex when one or both partners have a gun held to their head by the other partner.

Nailgunnin' on a friday night, ALRIGHT!

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Star of David

When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)

"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."

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Omnitron Unicorn

When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."

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Musicforthemorningafter

Pete Yorn's debut album. Lame people (usually chicks) listen to this the morning after they lose their virginity. The title is very poignant, especially if it's a girl who didn't get laid until she was twenty. Something about sore crotch, bloody sheets, and wuss rock all go together quite well

ps. Why is it all one word. What a douche

"Damn, put Musicforthemorning after on. I just total got nailed by some stranger who lives two floors down."

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Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

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