Sex when one or both partners have a gun held to their head by the other partner.
Nailgunnin' on a friday night, ALRIGHT!
13π 20π
Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.
"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."
12π 20π
When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.
He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip
16π 89π
When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)
"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."
34π 44π
When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."
9π 7π
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
59π 30π
When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"
"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."
9π 27π