Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

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Omnitron Unicorn

When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."

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