south boys

they all own the same ohio state sweatshirt and wear it at least once a week and call it a fashion statement. all assholes, except for a few. all the white boys think saying the n word is a personality trait. most of them have this one nike bookbag that has the zipper broken and don’t bother to fix it. the usual fit for them is some black forces and ribbed condom jeans, makes me sick to my mf tummy. also most of them have perms and it makes it look like there’s a bowl of crusty mac and cheese on their heads. a lot of them also post yolos on snap and use it to find a girlfriend. definitely listen to x and use the same 3 jokes over again and call themselves edgy. all obsess over girls with the personality of an animal cracker. go rebs!

“damn bruh south boys wildin.”
“why does his hair look like the panera mac and cheese i had for lunch yesterday”