bedmobisicsexual

when one is addicted to smart phones, sleeps a lot and is obsessed with music.

+ I just slept for 16 hours.
- and you're always online.
+ I guess that makes me a bedmobisicsexual.

I'll call you

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.

me: so let's go bike riding. what do you think?
friend: I'll think about it and I'll call you later.
**two centuries later
me: we're on the other side and still you haven't called me.
friend: my bad.