bloodsport

A sport or game where the opponents are legally allowed to draw blood, severely injure or kill the opponent as the objective of the sport.

Fox hunting and deathmatch are GREAT examples of bloodsport, unfortunatley you can only lose once, shame.

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here comes the heater

yelled by opponents in half-life 2 death match

"here comes the heater!!"
"thats a radiator, idiot!"
*BLAM!!*

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glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

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smork

a smokey bork!

stop smorking around, you smork!

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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!

"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"

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frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.

eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude

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Urban Addict

one who must post more definitions than the rest of the world, strives to be humorous

ahahah! thats 5032 definitions! im on a roll today

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