Winnebago Ballet

An elegant dance of the American family camper vs. any passing vehicle where the 'passee' is completely oblivious of the 'passer' all the while swerving and making frequent stops or sudden slow-downs to oogle wildlife and scenic overlooks. The ensuing dance is usually if not always done on a double yellow line, two lane road that serpentines for miles and miles with no clear passing opportunities until the 'passer' summons the gift of GREAT BALLS to chance the split second window and make their passing move. The dance is always followed up with the one finger salute from the 'passer' to the 'passee' upon completion of the ballet.

..."while driving the Blue Ridge Parkway I had to do the Winnebago Ballet quite a few times in order to get anywhere"

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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.

Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake