America's Ass

Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.

America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:

“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”

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Flamboyant

freddie mercury. that's just it.

if you know, you know.

"Hey, you look pretty gay today, I love that shade of flamboyant on you."

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P Burto

A mistake. He has curly hair and is honestly a cursed image.

(phone call): Hey, buddy? What are you- wait- no go awa-p-p-p-burto?!

*exit with sounds of a shower curtain being devoured by p burto*

spridge

the bridge of spit that happens after you kiss with tongue, a spit bridge

“wow would you look at that spridge! crazy.”