marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."

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chewy

1. A mixture of marijuana (usually not the chronic, hence the need to do the following) mixed with cocaine. Smoked by way of various means, usually a blunt.
2. A fully shaved vagina that tastes so good that you almost feel the urge to chew on it.

"Bro, I just smoked a fat chewy and it made me want some chewy pretty fucking bad"

"That blunt made my dick shrivel up,, was that a chewy??!!"

"Howd you get that black eye"
"I got kicked in the face when I bit Marissa's chewy"

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crowjob

When a white guy gets a blow job from a black girl.

6 Marines taunting the 1 Marine that decided to stay on base:
"We all got crowjobs from Shante last night behind the tavern"

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