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When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white
When a zebra rolls in shit
I just took a brown zebra!
Why do you have a brown zebra?
When a handjob is given in a furious, quick fashion. This often results in loss of blood flow to the genitals and a loss of the ability to reproduce. Takes about 3-5 minutes
The Korean handjob was worth it.
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When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse
Get on your crepe cock!
When a taser is used as a vibrator/dildo
WHY ARE YOU USING A SPARILDO?!?!!!?
When you furiously shit into the toilet at a 90 degree angle with a velocity of 248 mph causing you anus to rip into two parts
I need to go to the hospital, I just had a downshitpour.
A fantastic website known to all as "The Happiest Place On Earth"
I just made a Grinder account!
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