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toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.
I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work
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Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.
We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.
Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.
How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?
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an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible
Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.
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The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
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The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack