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toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.
I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work
4π 1π
Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.
After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.
8π 2π
Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack
beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.
Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last
23π 43π
last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.
7π 1π
Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style
Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner