Anchovy

Noun used to describe the form of female pubic hair that is neatly trimmed in a thin straight line similar to a canned anchovy fillet.

Jane: How do you take care of your business down there?

Eileen: I don't like it crowded down there, I have an anchovy.

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Lying Cat

A woman's intimate hair that has never been trimmed, cut or cared for ever, and has been left to grow at nature's free will.

Doug: Wendy, I noticed you don't have any shaving material at all, do you wax?

Wendy: I am very natural in my personal hygiene and prefer to allow free natural growth, I like it to be like a lying cat.

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