zaqwertyuiopxsdfghjklcvbnm

When you are bored to death, zaqwertyuiopxsdfghjklcvbnm is three 3angle-esque motions that are like
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zaqwertyuiopxsdfghjklcvbnm

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A shovel.

|=========D is a shovel, not a penis.

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McDonald's

(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.

1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.

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Nikhil

A bad maintainer, which doesn't update his software in months.

Guy 1: That maintainer hasn't updated his ROM for 3 months!
Guy 1: Such a Nikhil!
Guy 2: I totally agree
Guy 3: +1000000
Maintainer: The new version of (put a name of a custom ROM here) is already in development. It'll be out in approximately 3 weeks.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: WTF dude?
Guy 1: (Guy 3), did you see that?
Guy 3: Such a dumbass. Oh, I mean Nikhil.

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MMORPG

A tool to waste time (and sometimes money).

This MMORPG is a fucking waste of money.

Minecraft

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing it

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

For forever

A dumb way to say "forever".

I'll use "java.lang.System.out.println(new String("Hello World!"));" for forever.

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