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Anika

An example of the female specimen, known to possess the following traits:
-Communist
-Avid roof-runner
-tendency to mispronounce simple words (no r's)
-hair that's a lot like those markers that are one color but then you use the white marker to change it to a completely different color, and you continue to draw until the paper has turned an unsettling shade of brown
-vertigo (add three-inch heels to a sky-scraper height)
-frugal (enlists creepy Buddha eyes to look over her wallet)

I thought you knew Anika already.

by hhhi... March 20, 2011

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