gay-ray

n. A beam executed by gays in the vicinity of a phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device being used to chatter or gossip about said gays, whose execution results in the sudden electrical malfunction of the phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device.

v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.

Did you just send me a text? My phone just got gay-rayed, so I didn't get it. :(

FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.

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