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masai

a tribe of native africans, living mostly in kenya and tanzania. they participate in many cultural activities, such as dieing their hair red with mud, draping red sheet-like things over their bodies for clothes, drinking cows blood, and stretching their ears. most of their jewlery is intricate beadwork. and cattle are of high importance to them, as they signify wealth. the masias started the now common trend of flesh tunnels. they're also usually very tall. and live in close communities, sleeping in mud huts.

ignorant american: what the fuck is that black dude in the sheet doing to that cow?!
informed bystander: that's a masai, and whatever he is doing is part of his culture, so dont be bitchin'.

by hi im heather January 10, 2004

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flesh tunnel

the large hole, or tunnel of flesh, from stretching the peircings in ones ears with gauges. the masais first practiced gaging before it became popular with americans, mostly hardcore kids. to create flesh tunnels, you begin with about a 14 gauge plug and gradually diminish the size until your flesh tunnels are at a satisfactory size. you can go all the way to a 00 gauge. (thats a huge hole in your ear)

bob: whoaaaa i can see through dougs flesh tunnel!!! nifty!!!

by hi im heather January 10, 2004

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sugared up

1)getting really hyper, after participating in variouse activities that make you so. being on a sugar high.

2) getting a sexual favor. mostly in reference to the def lepard song, "pour some sugar on me".

3) to make a story seem better, you sugar it up, or lie.

4) sucking up to someone in order to get something by being extra-sweet to them.

1) aah im so sugared up im twitching!

2) barbara sugared me up last night after i told her she was a sexy lady.

3) "i slightly dislike you sometimes," is a sugared up version of "i detest you and want to bludgeon your face with a dresser."

4) if you want to get money from a random person, you must sugar them up. bob asks random person : youre the hottest random person on the street. i like your shoes. i think you have a neat hair clip. say, can i borrow fifty bucks?

by hi im heather January 10, 2004

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wu

a common Asian last name.

bill wu is really smart. not to be stereotypical of asians, since im sure bill is just naturally inclined to be a genius, and it has nothing to do with his asian heritage.

by hi im heather January 10, 2004

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woo

1) describes being very hyper and extremely fun to be around. being in a sugared up state of mind.
2) when exclamed, it is used as a word to express joy.

woo isnt an asian last name, that would be wu.

1) bob is so woo after he eats 3 bags of pixie sticks. i just love to be around him and hear all the funny stuff he says, due to his extremely hyper state.
2) im so happy i could shit, woo!

by hi im heather January 10, 2004

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