Shizzler's Hanky

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.

Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

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Ewps

Sentiments uttered after an accidentally dirty predicament: oops + ew = Ewps.

(tonight at the strip club... Matt gets a $1 lap dance...)

Jay: Guys, what is on Matt's upper lip? O.O
stripper: ewps!