brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

geekualizer

An imaginary device used to boost or weaken an individual's level of geekiness for a of given topic, such as Star Wars, Star Trek, video games, anime, sports, etc by adjusting the slider dedicated to that particular topic.

My girlfriend is almost perfect for me, I just need to adjust her "Star Wars "geekualizer level upward a bit.

That guy's "Star Trek" geekualizer level need to be brought way down. How else will he stop dressing like a Klingon at work ?