agoraphobic

technically a phobia that makes a person fear being outside of their known environment, usually brought on by traumatic distress.This is the most incomprehensible of all psychological illnesses. These are the lunatics that are afraid to leave their house, and when they finally try, they end up getting killed in some misfortunate incident. Which makes one wonder if living in fear may actually invite disaster?

Hey,I heard that agoraphobic got dicapitated in a motor vehicle accident last month!

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hag fest

1.)when a rather large group of ugly obese women join in any kind of meeting to put down all the young hot women in the surrounding area.
2.) when you go to some party that was supposed to be hip and rad but all the women look like festering hags.

1.) Oh jeez, they're getting ready to meet for the tuesday hag fest in the rec hall.

2.)Guy to friends: OMG did you go to Adam's party? It was a total Hag fest!!!! Gross!!!