Marquette

The biggest city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame

3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime

5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins

“Oh you’re from Marquette? I’m sorry for your loss

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