schlong

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.

did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong

Irelin

A very beautiful girl that is super nice and funny. She really wants to date but, she doesn’t want to say it to her crush because she’s a scared little bitch. And she has an extreme addiction to Takis. If you ever meet her you will automatically want to be her friend. Oh and she probably lives in Colorado. All in all she’s perfect and nice and funny. Did I mention she’s pretty?

She’s soooooo cool she must be a irelin

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