pathetic

a word used by illiterate losers who really mean to say "pitiful" but are trying to impress normal people with their soap opera-inspired vocabulary.

that rompf sure is a pathetic organism.

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himself

an irish reference to the male head of the household. a notch below himself is "that other fellow." even lower is "that thing over there."

so where the hell is himself tonight?

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on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

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