brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

Gage

emaciated emos that play xbox all day and are rude to their siblings. he plays with smelly kids and is weirdly a cardi b fan (which is disappointing).

person 1: what’s that kids name?
person 2: oh, that’s gage.
person 1: wow, he looks like an emo.
person 2: he is tho, look at his appearance.
person 1: shut up he can hear us!
gage: UHHHH IM AN EMOOOO

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