middle school crisis

Like a mid-life crisis, except you're in middle school. Typically had in 7th grade, but can occur throughout middle school.

"Daniel, I think I'm going through a middle school crisis..."

Conservacunt

A conservative teenager who also acts like a cunt. Tend to be intolerant towards people of different political ideologies, and tend to come from upper-middle class families.

"When McDonald's serves Filet Mignon, then they can pay their workers $15/hour"

"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."

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