Lloyd

a cute boy who is very kind. He can make any girls love him and he is a magnet for girls. His crush is a you know what. If you see his face, you will have heart eyes, as he has the cutest face in the world. He has 456 wives and 456 cute girl slaves. All his friends love him and they think he is so cool. If you have a Lloyd, you're lucky as he can give you a free wife.

Friend: Oh I don't have a wife

Lloyd: Don't worry, I gotchu

Friend: recieves 10 wives

Friend: shocked

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still