Horker

A Horker is someone who wears their hat at an elevated angle for extra aerodynamics but in result makes you look like a complete douchebag. These home boys vape in the school washrooms like it’s the engine room of the Titanic. Another perk of a Horker is having some keys to their shitty ricer cars and attaching lanyards to them and walking like a homeless man on heroin.

“Why is Brock hacking and vaping in the bathroom?” “Because he’s a fucking horker!

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E-Girl+2

Familiar with an egirl? Good. This takes it to a whole new level; An E-Girl+2 is how far more entitled, dresses like she’s going to a brothel with homeless men, and definitely overdoses on opiods. You can find these “people” in the general populous, but do not interact, they may want to fuck you and then blackmail you.

Is that girl sleeping in class? Yep, she sure is. It definitely is an E-Girl+2, stay out of the way!

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Daximus

A Daximus is someone who has a greasy ass haircut who resembles a lesbian with a kinky attitude. (S)he (can’t tell if it’s a unisex name) loves toys and bouncing them around like the balls he doesn’t have.

Daximus stop playing with that stupid fucking toy you sack of shit!

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High School Jackel Cracker

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.

Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?