Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

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Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

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Heiferium

A made-up element used to troll chemists.

Is heiferium a metal, nonmetal, or metalloid?

Pissy-Fit

A temper-tantrum resulting from a small child pissing themselves.

A temper-tantrum so violent, that a small child pisses themselves during the process.

That little kid better stop before that becomes a pissy-fit.

Careful where you step, there was a pissy fit nearby.

Leple

1. When sheeple is taken to the extreme (when a sheeple evolves).

2. A person who will follow their leader- without fail- even to their own demise.

3. Zombies.

4. Republicans.

5. People who are WRONG on the Internet.

6. Supporters of Sarah Palin.

7. People who oppose universal health insurance.

U.S. Congressmen, Religious nutjobs, Cult members, Republicans.

Those who follow Sarah Palin are leple, because every rational person knows that we'll all die if she wins the 2012 election.

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