gigaphobia

A phoba of where you download a 3GB file and afraid of losing space even though you have over 400 gigabytes of storage left.

Friend: Why did you uninstall Garrys Mod, you have 400GB of space

Me: I wanna save some space alright?

Friend: I'm pretty sure you have gigaphobia my dude

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

beep beep lettuce

A way to say goodbye.

Friend: Alright, beep beep lettuce!
Me: beep beep lettuce!

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check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

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