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A guy who plays defense in basketball with a level of intensity far too intense for everyone else in the game.
After realizing I was being guarded by Tight D Guy I decided to fake an injury and leave the game.
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An adolescent shrew enrolled in school.
Mother shrew shed a lone tear as her daughter blindly walked off to her first day as a shrewdent at a new school.
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Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
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Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
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When you are positive that the meat you're eating is squirrel.
After taking the first bite I was quite squirreltain that I had the right sandwich.
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Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.
As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.
My weekend at Fort Bragg was perfect for working on my fortography.
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